
ABSOLUTE SILT FLINT OTHER POEMS
I feel like absolute shit
Not just a little bit
I do not want friendship
Because of the burden it would hit
I could go on about a pit
Which I have done quite a bit
I just went out for a walk a little bit
And now I am just going to sit
After a washing up fit
And life is wanting to quit
Especially no sleep
Under my duvet/quilt
I don't feel any guilt
My body may become silt
Or in a pit I could tilt
I wish I could spark like a flint
If I were money I would like to be mint
If I were a hairdo I want to be the best tint
But if you manage to take the hint
If I were an after eight I would have no mint
If I were a amber nectar ale I would have no pint
If I were a dot matrix printer I would have no print
ANYMORE ANYMORE OTHER POEM
I don't want this life anymore
There is nothing I want to implore
And there is nothing to me that is galore
I simply don't want live this life I abhor
I am so racked in pain my head to the floor
This life is such an awful tortious bore
Categorically and totally overall so sore
He wonders if he walks out of the door
And not be on this planet anymore
Then the siblings would not be four
And mother would be fraught for sure
The dead man knows there is no cure
No animal will lend a gentle paw
No woodman would attack with a saw
No policemen would break any law
No golfer would shout out four
BROTHER JONATHON POEMS
He is very much a brother like no other
For throughout my childhood he did not bother
Except for the cricket ball smacked between my eyes
He stayed eighteen months in Leicester for schooling
All I remember is his orange hair and a bicycle
And Bob Marley and Pink Floyd up the corridor
Once upon a time he did bogies on my wall
My mother in no other terms was appalled
When he reached through higher education
Attaining such brilliance to PhD qualification
Have to attest that mother did not smoke marijuana
He reached atonement for his sins in Hawaii
When I did visit him for a bonding session
Although my younger sister twisted I have to mention
Wanted to take me to see Leicester, season over
Then the tour through the countryside
Visiting all the childhood schools and memories
So finally my brother was not my enemy
DISARRAY, STATE AND DANCE OTHER POEMS
I am in total disarray
For the pain I endure every day
I wake up not wanting the day
And today is the strongest feeling
The way I feel today and everyday
Far beyond despair the disarray
It has been said before no hurray
And I definitely don't want today
Almost wish it every minute of the day
How I manage to live with this pain
And it made me think of my mind state
And wander into as different chance
Or put it another way another stance
It is actually absolutely desperate living in this state
I could not burden someone as any form of mate
Let alone have a promise in some form of date
It is almost 1 a clock and out of bed I am certainly late
And I really don't know what to do in this state
Because no matter what I do my pain does not abate
Perhaps amber nectar in quantities to fill a crate
Would be the only way my pain would abate
Then my life would like a balloon would deflate
And I would have to trust whatever was fate
Back to chance from another stance,
All I really want is my for my life to dance
DISMAY TODAY OTHER POEMS
I feel so unwell and dire today
It brings me in a state of dismay
With stomach and throat so unwell
Have no clue what to do today
Especially in connection with food
I am in a really really bad mood
Day before nothing passed
Not sure any will come to pass
Just not stopping my strife
Fed up to the rafters
Definitely no afters
I am a dead man and nothing will turn
I am sure gonna burn
There is nothing I can yearn
From the life that is so spurned
For me the World has stopped turning
Because there is not anything of value
And I just do not know how too
DOUBLE TAKE OTHER POEMS
Badgers badgering
Bears bare
Bees being
Boars bore
Bottoms bottom
Boughs bows
Butterflies butterflying
Cheetah cheating
Clouds cloudy
Cows cowing
Crabs crabby
Crows crow
Cubs cub
Dresses dress
Earth earthing
Eyes eye
Fingers finger
Fleas flea-ing
Flies flying
Fog fogging
Foxes foxy
Grass grassing
Heads head
Hedges hedging
Hogs hog
Horses horsey
June Jun-ing
March marching
May maying
Mist misting
Months monthly
Mountain mountainous
Nails nail
Pants pant
Planets planetary
Pikes pikey
Piggies piggish
Pilots pilot
Prawns pawns
Rain raining
Sacks sack
Seasons seasoning
Sheep sheepish
Shorts short
Snow snowing
Sleet sleeting
Stars starring
Sun sunny
Trout’s trout
Universe universally
Whales Wales
World Worldly
DREAMY STATE OTHER POEMS
Had a lovely dream this morning. It was somewhat weird, based on the beach, hoards of people, including me.
These red Indians came round on horses as a threat, rode through the crowd and the Chief dismounted and started to run away, I chased after him.
Next part was speaking to a couple of people, perhaps at a school (regarding the chase, someone championed me) then sat on a twin bed in a room with a very attractive lady on her bed.
We chatted about work and her corporate status.
We laughed and chatted.
I was conscious of returning to a spouse not specific, moved right next to her on a chair, just wanted to hear her clearer.
As I motioned to leave, she approached me and kissed my cheek, then mouth.
I had some sort of mask preventing the contact, I moved it up and the rest was censored as I awoke.
FIERCEST BURNING FIRE OTHER POEMS
I feel so extremely ill, I should take mixed pills
I feel so horrific, I would miss out on a picnic
I feel so utterly sore, I have pain oozing out of pore
I have pain coursing out of every single pore
My lifelong tell is full of of tortious ire
I should burn out on the fiercest burning fire
I am in such pain randomly all over my body
I am like a headache consuming every brain cell
I do stretches and Pilates floor and standing out in the sunshine
I am learning to do these things that will help my pain
I do wonder if the was any kind of point
I have now taken to body massaging, boiling hot and ice cold treatments
I walk with my feet bare along the grass of the local park
Feel the rock I sit on sensing the slight rough caress
My life can be one big pain in the ass
From this writings you must just simply grasp
Which can feel like an angry mule kick
The message of this last mans gasp
If feels like a wasps nests annoyed over zealous bear
Or if the life were to be sucked out into the air
I am just so sick of it all, I want to have some fun
I do feel like my life could be over and done
I DETEST MY LIFE OTHER POEMS
My throat ferociously blights my life
My ears, neck down to collar bone inflamed tagliatelle line
My shoulders ache ache ache
My chest is sore sore sore
I am hungry I could eat a horse that will kill me, not Bill
My poor me, but ain't no joke
My doppelganger does not doppel
My thighs/knees burn like teas
My surface skin boils away
Muscles deadest like athletes
My toes are woes
Don't be surprised if I take it !
I DO NOT KNOW OTHER POEM
But I am sure I am gonna die
Because of the way I feel inside
It is so stressful it makes me want to cry
And I cannot see me long lived like my Jody
Once upon a time did state, because she sighted healthy Dad
That was so long ago and I have no how to go on
All I have had today is a bacon, rocket and tomato sarnie
Which leaves me dire and no reply to my girls Narnie
I am so dead to day, and dead every day, will be dead tomorrow
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day
This is why my life is not to live, in a world I cannot forgive
Having gone through two GP practices, oodles of scans,
Ultrasound, referrals, numerous invalid solicitations
Namely frontal lobe body, that has no specific symptom
But leads my horrific life that simply has me beaten
LIFE THAT CRIES IS NOT FAKE OTHER POEMS
What am I to do
Christmas will not do
Maternal interference certainly will not do
All I want to do is go
Be on my own like I am now
It is a sad life to live
But at least I will be able to do
Whatever it takes
And when to much I can put on the brakes
And anything wrong I do to me is not a mistake
All it is, is the other person that it makes
But then we are all like that with our own takes
I just don't know if I can forsake
Continual jibes like an overflowing lake
From this feeling I want to be awake
So the flood of toil is at last fake
I certainly don't want this feeling to take
In the morning will I transform from sleep awake
So in the morning I can take what it takes
MATHS PLUS MINUS OTHER POEMS
Well you have the simple plus and minus
That formative teachers start to teach us
It unquestionably does not reach some of us
And in some for the rest of their lives it is a fuss
What about all the type of angles that are thus
Acute, right, straight reflex and obtuse
All of these terms are of Worldly in use
To a few it does manage to be no use
There is the basic division and multiplication
With accompanying addition and subtraction
And of course there is the decimal fraction
Angles, algebra, vertex, equals and equations
That run through life in so many situations
ONE UNLUCKY EVENING OTHER POEMs
Once I found myself in a very bad situation, spent the evening handing out leaflets alternatively which were documents of “Mad World” and “Green Recycling Guru” that have been printed. One one such evening one was attacked by the foot of a black haired guy with black jeans and jacket and one did not understand what he said, but then I was tripped and kicked and punched, One managed to run away after saying “leave me alone” Some minutes later one returned to recover the leather wallet and the Recycling papers that had blown away completely from the tarmac path, then I was attacked by the same guy and now another guy taller with blond curly hair, there were two others in the background not offending. So not worth calling the police or going to hospital cos one can look after myself.
OODLES OF SCANS OTHER POEMS
But I am sure I am gonna die
Because of the way I feel inside
It is so stressful it makes me want to cry
And I cannot see my long lived daughters Jody and Lauren
Once upon a time did state, because they sighted healthy Dad
That was so long ago and I have no how to go on
All I have had today is a bacon, rocket and tomato sarnie
Which leaves me dire and no reply from my girls
I am so dead to day, and dead every day, will be dead tomorrow
And the next day, and the next day, and the next day
This is why my life is not to live, in a world I cannot forgive
Having gone through two GP practices, oodles of scans,
Ultrasound, referrals, numerous invalid solicitations
Namely frontal lobe body, that has no specific symptom
But leads my horrific life that simply has me beaten
STRONGEST DEATH FEELING OTHER POEMS
I have a life in the strongest terms I simply cannot bare
It is with me every hour of every day, it is so unfair
I slop around in very casual clothes to wear
Because there is no place I want to be in the glare
For this life I lead and long since been Pierre who does care
I so wish I was brave enough for suicide but I don't dare
I want to run out holding a burning flare
To bring to the attention and I do declare
There is nothing that will help me, not even a chocolate éclair
I am making reference to bear with a sore head
And fair enough, because I do feel nearly dead
There is no where on this earth to I want to tread
In this life that is totally and utterly filled with dread
I don't know whether to eat anything balloon lead
I have never been religious about daily bread
From this life, I actually drastically want to be dead
WE NEEDED EDUCATION OTHER POEMS
We were denied education
We were denied thought control
Little ones, back of estate car
Hey: Don't leave those kids alone
All in all they weren't A Level Material
All in all they were best at Mathematics
We were denied education
We were denied thought control
Little ones, back of estate car
Hey: Don't leave those kids alone
All in all 43 seconds quick Rubix Cube
All in all 7 schools - 3 in row secondary
We were denied education
We were denied thought control
Little ones, back of estate car
Hey: Don't leave those kids alone
All in all they had no aspiration
All in all he was best of four
We were denied education
We were denied thought control
Little ones, back of estate car
Hey: Don't leave those kids alone
All in all she was helped at Maths
All in all he was pushed for Oxbridge
Hey: Don't leave those kids alone
SYMPATHY FOR THE PAIN OTHER POEMS
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wrath and distaste
I've been around for a long, long year stole many a man's joy to waste
And I was 'round when they had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that the Doctor Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Please? to meet you hope you guess my pain
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my pain
I stuck around Chelmsford when I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the life and his mindfulness his mother screamed in vain
I rode the plank held an administrator's rank
When the body raged and the flatulence stank
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my pain, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you is the nature of my pain, oh yeah
I watched with glee while your kin and fears
Fought for ten decades for the pain they made and I shouted out
Who killed the sensibilities when after all, It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wrath and distaste
And I laid traps for Labradors who get killed before they reached Ross-on-Wye
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my pain, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my pain, oh yeah, get down
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my pain, oh yeah
But what's confusing you is just the nature of my pain, mm yeah
Just as every muscles aches and all the sinews saints as heads is tails
Just call me Mr Pain 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me have some courtesy have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my pain, mm yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my pain, mm mean it, get down
Oh yeah, get on down oh yeah oh yeah tell me baby, what's my pain
Tell me honey, can you guess my pain tell me baby, what's my pain
I tell you one time, you're to blame oh, right What's my pain
Tell me, baby, what's my pain tell me, sweetie, what's my pain
CHRISTMAS DAY RHYMES OTHER POEM
JONATHAN
The tour of Leicester could be sung by a court
Your orange hair is a fair jester
You live life to the full with such a pull
The television in Hawaii was a vision
Andy Sheppard on your journeys was a Shepard
The three colours of the Italian Risotto tastes superb
CATHERINNE
Perhaps you could shine a little more
And the way you help others softly galore
With your two girls you support them more
JODIE
The Polka Dot coats and hats and fancy that
The times at Ursuline I shared with your girls
The discussions of very private nuptials says it all
We shared the lunches during your during hospital time
Your first time was for a touch by me
ALFIE
Thankyou for playing dominoes with me
You are such a don fellow seem by all
And you are mellow with frame suits your fellow
BELLA
Your lonely smiling adoring voluptuous features
And your voice is very deliciously choice
Always well presented as a young woman
The time you were perplexed about shone through
And with your exams you just magnificently shone through
RICHARD
The many times you have picked me up and dropped me back
And the tinkering expertly with my bike so classical
How you channel your least resistance
SALLY
Your championship when playing me at cards
Your way of being bouncy and bright
And when you are right you are always really right
MOTHER
You just so love nursery rhymes of course
Letting me help at Christmas is certainly better times
I wonder which is your favourite nursery rhyme
Thankyou for all your help on my pension time
HELEN
The Owl and the pussy cat was just so sublime
The guidance shown definitely shone through
The fabulous times we have swam and pubbed
The mental health issues that you have helped
Your van and you hair as Princess Leia
TOM
You are always certainly and fabulously Aplomb
If it was Christmas you would pull out a plumb
Funny how your ma mixes are characters up
The time you recorded my hands for what I know mot